nttfu

"Not trying to fuck you"

Often a nice jesture of a guy will be mistaken by a girl for a cheesy action to get in her pants. NTTFU will get rid of the mistaken thoughts, so that the jesture can be seen as the pure friendly jesture that it is.

(text messaging)
Kim: "Tim, i'm so sick today. I feel like my head is burning up"
Tim: "Ah, do you want me to bring you some freshly squeezed orange jus?"
Kim: ".. no thats okay"
Tim: "NTTFU!"
Kim: "oh, come on over!"

by raminho July 13, 2010

netfux

A DVD by mail subscription service for pornographic films.

"Dude, sweet. Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone arrived in the mail today. I love netfux!"

by senny2 January 11, 2010

nttf

Numb to the feeling, a hype ass song by Chase Atlantic

“Have you heard nttf?!”

“I’m getting numb to the feeling”

by Ana Starbucks lovr June 4, 2018

Netfucked

The moment you realize you've spent more time searching for things to watch on Netflix than actually watching anything on Netflix.

Damn, there's nothing good on Netflix. I feel so netfucked! :(

by the Perdverts May 10, 2014

nutfustery

a shambolic state, a situation of debacle or disaster

Norm could not believe how the claim was handled like a nutfustery...

by Evil M December 7, 2006

NTFU

Short for Now That's Fucked Up

Dialog on IM

A: I play with my feces.
B: Damn man! NTFU! :(

by heroshima May 8, 2007

Netfuck

Netflix n chill but this time you actually get dick/pussy

Do you want to netfuck and chill tonight?

by Pizzaface November 15, 2019