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Naked and Pre-Lubed. Used to test if you would hypothetically have sex with a woman.
Cindy's not that hot, but you would totally rail her if she was already NPL on your bed.
NPL by tityfucker45 October 20, 2012
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NPLS nplz
Non Practicing Lesbians- Two women who feel they make perfect mates but are not interested in lesbian sex.
An NPL relationship would be so much easier
NPL by pmahc1mik August 4, 2010
"n" is short for "nigga", so it's "Nigga, please!"
<Racist> nplz
<Non-racist> zomg, stop being so racist.
nplz by deegeetal September 22, 2005
Npls is a new word short for nipples.
You're npls are HUGE!
NPLS by TERNINGEEEEEEEEEN May 29, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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