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Naked and Pre-Lubed. Used to test if you would hypothetically have sex with a woman.
Cindy's not that hot, but you would totally rail her if she was already NPL on your bed.
NPL by tityfucker45 October 20, 2012
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NPLS nplz
Non Practicing Lesbians- Two women who feel they make perfect mates but are not interested in lesbian sex.
An NPL relationship would be so much easier
NPL by pmahc1mik August 4, 2010
"n" is short for "nigga", so it's "Nigga, please!"
<Racist> nplz
<Non-racist> zomg, stop being so racist.
nplz by deegeetal September 22, 2005
Npls is a new word short for nipples.
You're npls are HUGE!
NPLS by TERNINGEEEEEEEEEN May 29, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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