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no one knows why

(no one no's y)

pronounced: GNAW-KNEE
"why is life such a puzzle?"

"NONY"
NONY by Cactusstatic June 4, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Mari:“Look, someone gave me this letter”
Jess:”who is it from?”
Mari: “I don’t know, it’s nony”
Nony by Flying cantaloupe October 16, 2017
The best man to ever live, who is also a genius. To be a “Nony” is the greatest accomplishment ever, it is an emblem of being amazing, intellectual, and skinny… maybe a little too skinny? The greatest pimp to ever live, and an all around hustler.
You’re such a Nony (smart, intellectual, pimp, best human to ever live, etc.)
Nony by The Nony September 28, 2021
Nony means The best thing to ever exist in the universe
your a nony(best person, better than life, indescribable by word)
Nony by The Nony September 28, 2021

big nony 

a lad from the city of newcastle with a soft spot for irish birds ;) (and jps)
my names big nony and i love tabs and irish birds
big nony by Nonceroony October 5, 2020

nonymoose 

A nonymoose is a twat wannabe hacker, who thinks he can take down the whole FBI network, when actually he can't even take down your mum's Tesco router.
Nonymoose: omg l0l im gonna shrek da CIA und FBI wiv my £6000 booter lulz

Friend: You're such a fucking nonymoose.
nonymoose by Worrying Anal Seepage November 23, 2014
None of ya muthaf*ckin business
Gurl, what was you doin with Brandon last night?
Nonya
nonya by Giddy April 24, 2005
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