Cactusstatic's definitions

cactus static

distraction caused by cock

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"

by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013

NONY

no one knows why

(no one no's y)

pronounced: GNAW-KNEE

"why is life such a puzzle?"

"NONY"

by Cactusstatic June 4, 2014