nonymoose 

A nonymoose is a twat wannabe hacker, who thinks he can take down the whole FBI network, when actually he can't even take down your mum's Tesco router.

Nonymoose: omg l0l im gonna shrek da CIA und FBI wiv my £6000 booter lulz

Friend: You're such a fucking nonymoose.

nonymoose by Worrying Anal Seepage November 23, 2014

Anonymoose

An anonymous moose.

You don't know it's name, it's identity, or it's hangout.

But it will find you.

And it will moose you to death.

Jim: "Hey. What's the name of that moose?"

Joe: "I don't know. It's an anonymoose."

Jim: "Is it dangerous?"

Joe: "More dangerous than anything you've ever seen. It'll moose you to death."

Jim: "Moose me? What's that m- AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH! IT'S MOOSING ME! OH GOD! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFFFFFF!"

Anonymoose by Muffin_Of_Doom5 September 16, 2009

nonymous 

The opposite of "anonymous"

I can't write him a nonymous letter, or he'll kill me in my sleep.

nonymous by ZeroX131 January 25, 2008

Nonmonosexual

An umbrella term for people who are sexually attracted to more than one gender (i.e., bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, etc.)

Person 1: I'm bisexual, which also makes me nonmonosexual!
Person 2: I'm pansexual, which also makes me nonmonosexual!
Person 1 and 2 hug and get along.

Nonmonosexual by nbmft13 January 9, 2016

nonymous 

Something that is publicly known. A proven accepted fact.

Everyone knows he's an alcoholic. He should have been the founder of A.N. - Alcoholics Nonymous.

nonymous by Craig7 February 16, 2008

nonymouse 

Nony?

A nonymouse?

nonymouse by PinSands7 March 17, 2019

Fro-yo-nonymous 

An anonymous person who gives you frozen yogurt (fro-yo)

*opens the door and finds frozen yogurt at doorstep*

John: What?! Someone left frozen yogurt on my doorstep and ran away!

Eric: Did they leave a name?

John: No.

Eric: They're such a fro-yo-nonymous.

Fro-yo-nonymous by pseudosynthesizer September 30, 2011