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A 40 Year Old Man Looking At A 14 A Year Olds Arse
Fucking Hell Jim, That's A Bit Noncey
Noncey by CaliManDan January 1, 2021
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When it feels like theres a nonce in the room
Guy 1: Man, Why the hell does it feel noncey right now?

Guy 2: Cuz there is one here
Noncey by anonymous September 15, 2020
Any name that begins with an A can be considered noncey
Alex is noncey
Noncey by NextJen June 29, 2025

Noncey Boomer 

A cross between a nonce and a boomer
“That Jordan Garbutt is a noncey boomer”
Noncey Boomer by Braders_strange November 11, 2019

Noncey tash 

A very very very round female with a HUGEEE circumference who accidentally falls onto and sucks the cocks of 12year old boys, usually wears a onesie and likes to scream for absolutely no reason
Beware noncey tash is outside rn accidentally falling Onto cocks
Noncey tash by Ihatenatascha May 27, 2020

Noncey tea 

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.
"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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