Definitions by Mulciber

Nut lapper 

One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.

Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.

Nut lapper by Mulciber January 10, 2004

chocolate popsicle 

The act of fucking a girl in the ass without a condom on and then forcing her to give you head, thus creating the appearance of a chocolate popsicle.

Man, you see that hoe over there. Yeah, I gave her a chocolate popsicle last night.

chocolate popsicle by Mulciber January 9, 2004

Govie Goggles 

Term describing the lowering of one's standards after having joined the ranks of the Governor's School for Science and Math (GSSM) elite. See admiral.

Man, he's dating fattie. Someone take off his Govie Goggles quick, before he hurts himself.

Govie Goggles by Mulciber January 9, 2004

NOES 

What one would exclaim if their megahurtz had been stoeled.

h4x0r5 0n teh yu0r pC?
OH NOES!! MY MEGAHURTZ HAEV BEEN STOELED!!111
SAFELY CHECK YUOR MEGAHURTZ : FREE

NOES by Mulciber July 23, 2003