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no pussy getting motherfucker 

a motherfucker who lacks the ability to get pussy.
Ron: Man i was going to fuck her i promise!
Dave: Shut that shit up you no pussy getting motherfucker.
Ron: :(

Getting No Bitches 

The act of getting no hoes on ur dick
Famous People Known For Getting No Bitches: Greg Smith, Micheal Gordon, Zariel, Zariel's Hairline.

Most Famous of All : Luis Figueroa that lives at 160 W Main St, Middletown, NY 10940

Getting no pussy 

When someone gets no pussy. They get cracked at a game.
Imagine getting no pussy. lmao noob.

no pussy getting ass nigga 

A person who is self celibate who never can obtain sexual encounters with the opposite sex (some cases) same sex.
Mike: bro you smash Tonya last night at that dorm party?
Chris: nah bro, I respect her and wouldn't dare violate her in such manner, plus I think she seeing
Somebody.
Mike: MAN you a no pussy getting ass nigga.
no pussy getting ass nigga by vstacks September 19, 2014

Getting no bitches 

Having absolutely 0 female contact your whole life.

Copyrighted by bshp
damn all these rocket league players are “getting no bitches”
Getting no bitches by bshp February 12, 2022

Getting No Bitches 

Getting no female or male interaction
Kweli Wilson be getting no bitches- this means he gets no male or female interaction he hasn’t even seen a women or man
Getting No Bitches by Yudid February 28, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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