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Slang for a non-issue. Used when saying "non-issue" or "not an issue" will simply take to long.
"John you are flunking all your classes!"
Don't worry about that. I've got it under control. It's a nissue.
nissue by Kwanzcat October 8, 2009
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(pronounced like nisk) a word describing people who alter the way other words are viewed, change the extent of their definitions or add unwanted information about other words, often resulting in frustration
That Mike is such a nisque, he completly changed the meaning of the word scum.
nisque by Tree Sprite March 17, 2009

Rasmus nissen 

A man who nuts on men in their sleep.
he is like santa and the easter bonny, every november he cums out, and if you havent put a glass og jizz out for him he will nut in your mouth.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you put jizz out ?
Klaus: no?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen nutted in ur mouth
i forgot to give Rasmus Nissen my jizz
Rasmus nissen by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022

NisseFitte 

Is a Norwegian word used to describe your sibling in a non sexual way.

When your sibling is being so annoying, and you have tried everything else, Nissefitte is the last resort.

It’s the pearl Harbour of sibling insults
My brother is the biggest Nissefitte.
NisseFitte by EffesPizzaUlvedalenTorg December 24, 2020
The opposite of Bussin’
Nissub by JuicyJu98 March 29, 2021

As nissed as a pewt 

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!
Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.
As nissed as a pewt by ud40 March 11, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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