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nightclub 

A dark enclosed space where men and women mingle and dance. Most encounters leading to sex during the same night. There is usually a bar where overpriced drinks can be purchased and music is played very loud through the night. Can be a prime breeding ground for several types of STD's.

1) I met a female companion at a nightclub on Saturday. Little did I know she had already slept with most of the club goers and had passed on a virulent strain of herpes to me.

nightclub by Mr Peabody July 19, 2007
Words you can keep

nightclub 

A place where people dance, drink and take drugs.
I like to party at the nightclub.
nightclub by 1069 August 25, 2006

nightclub 

the best place in the world
paradise on earth
"A nightclub is paradise on earth"
nightclub by Istvan Benko March 9, 2008

nightclub 

THE place 2 end any night out worth shoutin' about: a concentrated boogie beat box full of those possessing rhythmn (yet always a few without); a venue where shakin' ya booty is a must chicas - long live bootyliciousness, the key to el baile sexual... maravillosa!!! p.s. the Octagon, officially (!) the best nightclub in Britain - check it out...
- Hey iawn met, ti allan heno?
- Yndw, ti?
- Yndw siwr, nos Sadwn 'di! Lle fyddi
di'n diweddu fyny?
- Yn ryw nightclub masiwr...
- Wel yn yr Octagon fyddi di lly,
welai di 'na ta met!

(if you don't already know - s'Welsh! dysgwch Yr Iaith)

Nightclub Rat 

Usually female ( occassionally male) who spends most of their free time in night clubs. They are usully drunk, dressed like whores and their self confidence is boosted by members of the opposite sexy showing them attention. Usually they come from rich homes . They end up usually shagging the owner , bouncers and staff for free enterance and drinks.
Todd : " Hey man, what you think of that Jane chick?"
Julian : " Dude that chick is a total nightclub rat, she is always in the nightclubs".
Nightclub Rat by Ivanator October 7, 2009

nightclub effect 

The phenomenon that occurs when you suddenly perceive your previously mediocre looking boy/girlfriend as extremely attractive simply because other people are hitting on them. This phenomenon often occurs in nightclubs or discotheques.
Stacey looked alright last night at Marquee. But the nightclub effect changed my perception of her. I found myself having to deflect guy after guy who came up to flirt with her!
nightclub effect by anonu June 13, 2010

nightclub incident 

A generic term covering a criminal act that takes place at a nightclub, often involving professional athetes.
He was sacked from the team after a nightclub incident.
nightclub incident by dsaus April 4, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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