Myerstown 

A small borough in South Central Pennsylvania, situated between Harrisburg and Reading. It is a typical small town: if you have the means to move elsewhere, you probably already have. It is populated primarily by working-class white conservatives.

Traveling south leads directly into the heart of PA Dutch country, while traveling north leads to the desolate and frightening Coal Region, dotted by little towns, the occasional "city," and industrial decay.

I used to live in Myerstown until I got a college degree and moved to Harrisburg.

Myerstown by banjo edison April 9, 2012

Marstown 

How a jackass pronounces Morristown, New Jersey, a city that lies due west of New York. The discrepancy in pronunciation is not attributable to accent, but rather an inability to spell basic words that is common for scumbags in the greater east coast area of the United States.

Richard: Where you headed this weekend bro?

Denny: Going to head to Marstown man. I hear the downtown area is popping.

Marstown by Rebel03 February 20, 2019