myspace stalker(s) 

Someone who looks at your page several times a day. They "know" things they wouldn't know otherwise if they weren't stalking. They try to accuse YOU of being the stalker and try to act innocent. They send you tons of messages a day then block you before you can reply. Then they message all of your friends, about you. And then block them too. Mostly they look at your page 20+ times in one day, then another 20+ on each of your friends pages. Stalkers.

"Have you checked your profilesnitch today?"

"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."

"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."

"Myspace stalker(s)."

myspace stalker(s) by famousviamyspacestalkers August 20, 2009

myspace spiral

A situation in which one
intends on viewing a single profile
on myspace but views that individuals
intriguing friends,
which forces one to investigate said profiles
until one forgets where they
started in the first place.
~O-O~

Damn that myspace spiral kicked my ass for hours~

myspace spiral by the marquis February 4, 2007

MySpace Skank 

Presumably promiscuous attention-whoring teenage female with enough pictures of her scantily body on her My Space to get Pete Townshend thrown in jail. This is often done in the hopes that pedophiles will tell them they are sexy.

Katie is such a MySpace Skank; did you see that thong shot in her pics?

MySpace Skank by GrammarPimp October 4, 2005

myspace-stupid

People who have their myspace filled with surveys, glitter texts, and oversized pictures to where it takes hours to load, and the scrollbar is huge.

You're so myspace-stupid, I can't comment you because I can never find your button.

myspace-stupid by tuffx April 4, 2007

Myspace Stalking 

when you do research on a person via myspace.

" Hey maggie isn't andrea dating that kid from our engligh class?"
"I think we need to go home and do some myspace stalking?"

Myspace Stalking by maggielivesindenver January 10, 2009

myspace squatter

someone who hides their online status while on myspace because they don't want people to know how often they are actually on it.

He is such a creepy myspace squatter with nothing else to do.

myspace squatter by rabbit317 December 9, 2008

myspace slut 

sort of like a myspace whore but usually worse.
myspace whores usually post nude or almost nude pictures on myspace.
but myspace sluts do the same thing.
but going further by actually fucking someone they met on myspace.

See that girl over there?
She is such a myspace slut.
She hooks up with random guys she met on myspace.

myspace slut by Marisa Mafiga April 14, 2007