by Paddythebeast69 June 3, 2019
Get the my sausagemug. by MooCow April 15, 2005
Get the hide my sausagemug. A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006
Get the polish my sausagemug. The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.
"I think that creep is hitting on me. Can we please leave?"
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."
by hazfreckles November 2, 2011
Get the Vacuum My Sausagemug. When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
by rustywillie69999 November 28, 2010
Get the Sanding My Sausagemug. by sausagepounder. May 23, 2011
Get the Pounding my sausagemug. The term for when a man is about to ejaculate, can be used in the following phrases, my sausage has exploded, my sausage is going to explode, it has exploded, therefore covering a young lady in jizz
by Lesstatt July 18, 2013
Get the My sausage is going to explodemug.