Definitions by hazfreckles

Vacuum My Sausage 

The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.

"I think that creep is hitting on me. Can we please leave?"
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."

Vacuum My Sausage by hazfreckles November 2, 2011