My night 

When you go to the bar and none of your drinks are on you. Usually happens unexpected. If you go to eat afterwards, usually ur meals not on you either, unless "your night" stops at the bar.

I had my night when I went to the bar and my friend treated me to all my drinks. It continued at Denny's when someone paid for my plate.

My night by foodboy96 June 26, 2020

make my night 

"You made my night" It means that something has made you feel happy or joyful, at the night time.

So when someone makes you feel happy, and you are at night, then you can say to this person that he or she has made your night.
Your food is very nice.Thanks to make my night.

make my night by Berber嘎坏蛋 August 22, 2017

This ain't even my whole night 

A phrase that indicates the lack of significance of any given situation in relation to the series of events contained in a days duration of time

Lenard - Looks like I beat you at chess again

Some Guy - Whatever, this ain't even my whole night

This ain't even my whole night by Batdad Merla February 18, 2013

sounds like my friday night 

A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.

Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!

slmfn can also be used.

sounds like my friday night by jdpitt13 December 17, 2013

Nut up at the night of my life

Used when something is very good

P1: "Jenny told me I can enter her backdoor dude"
P2: "Oh nice dude"
P1: "Nut up at the night of my life!"

Nut up at the night of my life by lizardkid September 11, 2018

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep

Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk by Mark McPants November 25, 2006

After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts! 

A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!

Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!

*the room goes silent*

Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*

After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts! by eskimo kiss January 15, 2013