My Monkey
simple bullshyt
Words you can keep
My monkey
the best person in the whole entire universe.. This person gives you butterflies with every word they say, you love them with your whole entire heart and would do anything for them...
My monkey by BITCHASSYE April 3, 2021
My Monkey Baby
implying that the baby you gave birth to is really fucking ugly.
Based on the TLC hit drama series "My Monkey Baby"
Based on the TLC hit drama series "My Monkey Baby"
My Monkey Baby likes to wear make-up.
My Monkey Baby got super hiii off of my thyroid and estrogen pills.
We were caught speeding after picking up My Monkey Baby.
We had to sneak My Monkey Baby into a cheap motel because we were tired.
I haven't talked to my kids in 5 years because I have been to distracted by My Monkey Baby.
My Monkey Baby is 18 it can go buy cigarettes.
When I'm in a condominium for the Elderly My Monkey Baby will take care of me.
My Monkey Baby Mom's and Dad's aren't that different from other parents.
My Monkey Baby will outlive us so we set up the Will to include her.
My Monkey Baby got super hiii off of my thyroid and estrogen pills.
We were caught speeding after picking up My Monkey Baby.
We had to sneak My Monkey Baby into a cheap motel because we were tired.
I haven't talked to my kids in 5 years because I have been to distracted by My Monkey Baby.
My Monkey Baby is 18 it can go buy cigarettes.
When I'm in a condominium for the Elderly My Monkey Baby will take care of me.
My Monkey Baby Mom's and Dad's aren't that different from other parents.
My Monkey Baby will outlive us so we set up the Will to include her.
My Monkey Baby by Spencer, Laryn & Ara October 5, 2009
Spank My Monkey
Spank My Monkey by J-Al January 3, 2009
not my monkey, not my circus
this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama.
Mike: i can't believe that joe's wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend.
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation
John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation
John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem
not my monkey, not my circus by WSDC March 5, 2017
Not my circus not my monkey’s
A phrase that is used NONE racial but to let someone know you have nothing to do with the situation and it’s not their business
Why is the night crew not getting their stock up on the shelves before their shift ends?
Not my circus not my monkey’s
Not my circus not my monkey’s
Not my circus not my monkey’s by ashane October 7, 2019
Not my Circus, Not my Monkey
Did you hear about the news, and how schools are demanding to keep their sports programs, even though students could catch the Coronavirus?
Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester
Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester
Not my Circus, Not my Monkey by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 20, 2020
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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