my goddess 

The girl of your dreams but she’s now yours

“Wow look at Nicole”-Tim

“Yea she’s my goddess”-Aaron

my goddess by Tolb January 6, 2021

[Oh My Goddess!] 

Instead of using Gods name, you may say "oh my goddess".

Cate: Did you hear about the new CSI episode tonight?
Charlie: Tonight!Oh my Goddess! I had no clue!

[Oh My Goddess!] by Charlotte248 May 11, 2008

Oh My Goddess

Almost like the original "oh my god" but not used to express disappointment and shock. It's rather used in a quite lame attempt to try and charm a lady that has made an stunning entrance.

"oh my Goddess.. #whistle.. "
"Oh my goddess what an ass!"

Oh My Goddess by DrEEd September 18, 2006

Holy my Godness!

an exclamation of either extreme, irrational fear, or simply surprise. Similar to "Oh my God" or "Holy Crap"

Bob: There is a piano perched precariously above your head.
Linda: Holy my Godness!!! *ducks* *straightens* *glares*

Rolan: Will you marry me, my love?
Leria: Holy my Godness, yes!

Carmandie: What is that god-aweful noise?
Lio: I think it's Hannah Montanna.
Carmandie: Holy my Godness! My ears! My ears! They bleed!

Holy my Godness! by annoying_yet_adorable April 21, 2010

Oh my godlessness 

The atheist counterpart of the (over-used) exclaimation "Oh my god".

Just like the phrase "Oh my god", except it acknowledges the speaker's lack of belief in the existence of any supreme being(s).

Used to express shock, fright, and basically all other strong emotions.

Oh my godlessness, that guy is fucking a pumpkin.

Oh my godlessness by Jessicle the Popsicle November 24, 2011

Oh my godnessssssssss 

This is a verb

What the... - Oh my godnessssssssss

Oh my godnessssssssss by Minh Hoang0403 December 2, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005