suck my dog’s ass 

A gritty insult used to demean someone when you are seriously pissed off at them.

Hey, I have a truly novel idea: you can suck my dog’s ass!

suck my dog’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

kiss my dog’s ass 

A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.

Hey there little buddy, how would you like to kiss my dog’s ass?

kiss my dog’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2023

shit up my dog's ass 

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"

shit up my dog's ass by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it 

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022

my sister's dog 

fucking retarded

"hey, what's my sister's dog?"

"fucking retarded"

my sister's dog by sǝɔᴉʌǝp ɹᴉǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ sǝssɐqɯnp October 10, 2021

my dog stepped on a bee 

used when when u dont have anything to say on a trial

kate: hey babe why'd u poop on the bed?
amberians: MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE UGHRGRH

my dog stepped on a bee by peirtu May 10, 2022

my dog stepped on a bee 

buy one get one free

“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“here’s the mufukn tea”

my dog stepped on a bee by aqxa on the yt June 14, 2022