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birth my food baby 

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Taking a shit.
Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.
birth my food baby by bazukanuka September 29, 2017
Word of the Day on September 30, 2017
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My Birthday • My birth • It's my birthday • your not invited to my birthday party • ur not invited to my birthday party • all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe • doesn't come to my birthday parties • Is it my birthday?!??! 'Cuz I see cake!! • it's my birthday NIGGA • pee on my birthday cake

gave birth from my anus

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To have a painfully large poo.
Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!
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You're not invited to my birthday party 

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The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.
Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.
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pee on my birthday cake

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A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.
Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?
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My Birthday 

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Today!
September 29th is my birthday.
My Birthday by GuyThatLikesWater September 29, 2020
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take away my birthday

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sarcastic response when someone warns you not to do something that is considered socially unacceptable
'You really shouldn't drop stink bombs in the class room the same day of finals.'

'What are they going to do? Take away my birthday?'
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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