My birth

A mistake.

My mom's biggest mistake was my birth.

by Why did Amanda leave me November 11, 2019

birthed my tampon

the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.

I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.

by spinservegin September 23, 2011

birth my food baby

Taking a shit.

Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.

by bazukanuka September 29, 2017

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025