My night
When you go to the bar and none of your drinks are on you. Usually happens unexpected. If you go to eat afterwards, usually ur meals not on you either, unless "your night" stops at the bar.
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make my night
So when someone makes you feel happy, and you are at night, then you can say to this person that he or she has made your night.
Your food is very nice.Thanks to make my night.
Your food is very nice.Thanks to make my night.
make my night by Berber嘎坏蛋 August 22, 2017
This ain't even my whole night
A phrase that indicates the lack of significance of any given situation in relation to the series of events contained in a days duration of time
This ain't even my whole night by Batdad Merla February 18, 2013
sounds like my friday night
A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.
Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!
slmfn can also be used.
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!
slmfn can also be used.
sounds like my friday night by jdpitt13 December 17, 2013
Nut up at the night of my life
P1: "Jenny told me I can enter her backdoor dude"
P2: "Oh nice dude"
P1: "Nut up at the night of my life!"
P2: "Oh nice dude"
P1: "Nut up at the night of my life!"
Nut up at the night of my life by lizardkid September 11, 2018
Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk
what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk by Mark McPants November 25, 2006
After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts!
A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!
Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!
*the room goes silent*
Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!
*the room goes silent*
Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*
After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts! by eskimo kiss January 15, 2013
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