My Grandma!
It's crack nigga, My Grandma!
My Grandma! by the pizza guy February 19, 2015
my grandma
boy: my grandma is the best in the whole world
other boy: how so?
boy: she can get me any snacks I want
other boy: wow thats soo cool
boy: I know right!
other boy: how so?
boy: she can get me any snacks I want
other boy: wow thats soo cool
boy: I know right!
my grandma by im mr.awesome man January 1, 2021
my grandma got a vasectomy
The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.
my grandma got a vasectomy by Jejeejje July 19, 2020
My Grandma’s Right Knee
My Grandma’s Right Knee by EggYT December 23, 2024
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
also nice dick bro
Call my grandma
Call my grandma by serum114 October 31, 2010
On My Grandma!!
When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.
Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!
On My Grandma!! by The_Bambino_88 November 6, 2019
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