My Dick Off

A superlative that is meant to express the highest form of something, to be so excessively "verb" that your penis is actually, or has the potential of, metaphorically falling off. Not meant to actually mean that your penis is detached from one's body. Can be used by both male and female parties.
Thought to be another form of "my ass off" as in "laughing my ass off."

Example 1:
John: "Ey, I haven't slept for three days, I'm sleepy"
Robert: "I haven't slept for five days, I'm really sleepy!"
Patrick: "I haven't slept for a month, I'm sleepy my dick off!"

Example 2:
Michael: "Dude, could you pick me up a free water?"
David: "Why don't you pick one up yourself at the concession stand?"
Michael: "Because I'm thirsty my dick off, but I'm also 'not wanting to pay 5 dollars for a water' my dick off"

Example 3:
Paul: "Damn, check out that girl over there, she's so fine"
Richard: "Hell yeah, she's sexy my dick off"

by TheSnowman1 October 15, 2010

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Yanking my Dick off

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me

You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off

by swooceking October 16, 2016

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Rip my dick off

A term describing when you are so mad you are going to rage quit. (Usually used in gaming).

(Someone just RDM'd you)

"Fuc*! I'm going to rip my dick off!!

by Nitro Blaster May 19, 2014

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freezing my dick off

When it's the coldest you've ever been.

I'm freezing my dick off in here! It's the fucking coldest I've ever been!

by downtimedanny August 30, 2016

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Fuck my dick off

Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.

"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."

by holveck June 1, 2018

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