my brain

my brain is like a file cabinet we got depression anxiety trauma and anger issues :)

jack: my brain is dogshit

jane: same dude

by um no go away October 22, 2020

my brain

my brain is the equivalent of a sperm whale and a cockroaches offspring being baked in a pizza oven in a dark alley way in Detroit

dude my brain is fuuuuucked (hits blunt) like... its fried

by grape bleach March 13, 2021

My brain just lagged

The word you say when you see or hear something so confusing that you spend a literal 10 seconds to process what just happened.

Friend: But why where we need this that or something fool consequences?
Me: Oh wow, my brain just lagged.

by The7Guy November 12, 2020

My brain hurts

When someone says this that means they feel like they are going to cry but don’t know how to say it. They want you to ask if they are ok and give them attention. Go up and immediately give them a hug,

Girl 1: my brain hurts.
Girl/guy 2: omg are you ok? What’s wrong? *gives bear hug*

by Yo need love November 4, 2019

my brain hurts

to cause pain to the brain . or to cause pain to the cerebral cortex

my brain hurts when I think bout that.

by loveguru155looovcvm,cvl;mc October 18, 2016

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

got a hand on my brain

hippies and stoners in referring to the physical sensation of being "stoned" or high on really high potency thc

Man that is really good. I "got a hand on my brain."

by Illumination666 October 28, 2009