Skip to main content
The act of taking care of small humans day in and day out without getting adequate rest, remembering to eat and a general disregard for one's own self care while trying to stay somewhat sane.
Moming is hard.
Moming by KcAment13 December 30, 2020
Related Words
When someone usually older then you and is not related to you acts like your mom.
Not mom, “ you should take ibuprofen in stead of ... “
me, “Hold on are you moming me right now
Moming by Goodol’ sam March 24, 2018
I was on a moming spree yesterday
moming by shuturmomup December 13, 2006
“Moming” is used to catch people off guard in text when you mean “morning.” If the person you are talking to doesn’t call you out for saying moming, they are a registered sex offender.
“Good moming”
Good morning John”
“I bet you touch kids or some shit
“Yeah I ignored you on purpose”

What the fuck
Moming by zickser November 28, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008