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Mutez is a simple guy who just wants whats good to the people close to him and never cares about how other people see him he just wants to spread love and peace.
Daaaaamn mutez is so shy.
Mutez by M.alzadjali007 November 23, 2021
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Cock Mute 

The ability to make all sexual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. Analogous to the mute button on a TV remote control. One may compare the cock mute state to the moments after ejaculation where the mind is free of all sexual desire. The ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unencumbered by sexuality.
I was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my cock mute button. I got up and mowed the lawn.
Cock Mute by SleeplessInSyracuse August 20, 2013
Related Words
Mutez • Mute Zone • mute • mute point • Mutaz • muted • muteeb • muteeba • Mute main • muter

mute-worthy 

Celebrities that are easy on the eyes but hell on ones ears. This makes them worth watching the TV on mute.
"That Pussycat Dolls song sucks. Change it"
"Yeah but they're totally mute-worthy"
mute-worthy by Bamhonkey January 27, 2006
A mutelet is somebody that does not have a personal mute in VRChat.

A mute in this case is related to game VRChat, in which some players choose to never speak and are therefor deemed "mute". This term comes from the twitch streamer sodapoppin when he obtained a personal mute follower and sidekick, and then began calling anybody without a mute, a mutelet.
You don't even have vr? God, your such a mutelet.
mutelet by Jimmy Jewtard November 10, 2020

Mute Spittah 

A lyrical mastermind and one of the greatest rappers of our generation, losing only to SUPA HOT FIRE in a rap battle. His rhymes have been considered both deep in meaning and original.
Mute Spittah: ".............................."

T-Steak: "Oh man, why didn't I think of that!?"
Mute Spittah by Honorguard November 29, 2011
a group of people on twitter who simp for people who don’t talk. mainly MegaPVP and Callahan.
“hey dude, i simp for someone i’ve never seen or heard before!”

“are you apart of mutetwt?”
mutetwt by idek ahhxjshsjbs June 3, 2020
Mute Math is and indie/alternative/rock band from New Orleans, Lousiana and Springfield, Missouri. They were started in 2001 when a long distance collaboration suddenly clicked between Paul Meany and Darren King. With the recruiting of guitarist Greg Hill and bass player Roy-Mitchell Cordenas, Mute Math was formed.

They released their debut EP Reset on Teleprompt in September 2004. Their top hits include; Typical, Peculiar People, and Plan B.

They have made 2 albums so far; Flesh and Bones Electric Fun (Live), and Mute Math.

Guy 1: Dude did you go to the Mute Math concert last saturday at the superdome?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude; it was sick, especially that Typical song.
Mute Math by Rod69696969 June 17, 2008
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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