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a mustache above a womans vulva, either personally trimed/waxed on the womens mon pubis or a reference towards a man with a mustache performing vaginal-oral sex.
"Sorry honey, not tonoght. I knicked myself trimming my mustaffe"

"They havnt spoken since Micah gave her best friend a mustaffe."
Mustaffe by Honorary Stache October 5, 2011
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Cool nice awesome good friend he is someone That we will make laugh no matter what type of place u in. He's always happy and smiling. He make the people around him happy by just laughing. He's loyal funny cool and cute .
Omg look at Mustafe he is smiling let's go ask him pit
mustafe by Lol2569 July 25, 2017
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Mustafied 

The process of manipulating the desires of a set person by describing food or a place to make it more attractive/undesirable ,for the soul reason of of causing disruptions ,psychological stress and internal chaos.
Jumana was MUSTAFIED by making her crave salmon teryaki , thus she's now suffering internally .
1. When one is sleeping under a tree and a squirrel jumps into their shirt pocket and becomes their friend. Such a situation could be described as a mustafoe.
Man, I just experenced a mustafoe. It was the most laddle thing that's ever happened to me.
mustafoe by Jabs May 18, 2006

mustaffa 

Someone who eats frogs with no respect for any laws against doing so.
mustaffa by Jimmy March 27, 2004

mustaffa 

One who is extremely intelligent, cunning, and down to earth but recognizes his/her weaknesses.
It could be said that Socrates withheld a level of mustaffaness untouchable to others in the sense that he understood that his potential would remain unactualized because he was human and therefore destined to be ignorant.
mustaffa by Kristoffer ford December 12, 2008

Mustaffa 

a man with a HUGE COCK but gets 0 bitches absouletly 0 play.

GIRLS: OMG LOOK AT THAT HUGE COCK MUSTAFFA!
MUSTAFFA: i know right, makes you wanna grab it and twist it and roll around it right? *rawr*
GIRLS: ew you got no play
mustaffa gets no bitches
Mustaffa by omgitsaskfajf September 21, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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