mustache man 

A term used to describe a homosexual male. Typically a male who wears leather and frequents gay establishments. Not to be confused with mustache ride.

There was a gay pride parade downtown today. Let me tell you, there was no shortage of mustache men there.

mustache man by xxxPharaohxxx February 25, 2004

Mustache Man 

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.

Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*

Mustache Man by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023

no-no german mustache man 

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

no-no german mustache man by totallyurmom March 21, 2022

funny mustache man 

little man that loves to commit genocide

or

genocidal midget

my wife was just taken by a genocidal midget
that little *funny mustache man*

funny mustache man by Bloxifier May 20, 2022

Mr. Mustache Man 

A man with a mustache.

See Jly

Damn! Look who's Mr. Mustache Man, he's got so much growing on his upper lip.

Mr. Mustache Man by J-dawg shizzle September 1, 2009

skinny mustache man 

hitler but in a more casual sense.

that guy looks like skinny mustache man

skinny mustache man by mike oxmal July 21, 2023

A Mustache-Man 

I have decided to be a mustache-man... At least for today... Andrew Schultz was right... I might not go out in public like this (because I look like a homo) but I might literally be both Omni-Man and Escanor so... I almost have to be a mustache man...

Hym "I am become a Mustache-Man... So why is my upper lip still cold? My jaw is shaved but it isn't cold... Is it wet? Yeah... A little bit... No... Something ain't right here..."

A Mustache-Man by Hym Iam May 26, 2024