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Ford Muskrat 

Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.

Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?

Billy Bob: Yup.

Both: Ha ha ha ha!
Ford Muskrat by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Musical drugs 

mu•si•cal drugs

/ˈmyo͞ozək(ə)l drəɡs/

Def.: a game where when the music stops you do drugs
Vick: the truth is I have an emptiness in my life that I was trying to fill with music and drugs, and musical drugs.
al Munira:

An unreal beauty with a face full of light, everyone gets star struck upon meeting her. She looks like a doll. It is obvious that she is royalty and she carries herself like a true Queen. Humble, wise, silent, observant, mysterious, charming, beautiful; her soul is made up of something else. One of the rarest human beings you will ever come across. People often wonder if she’s even real. She has a heart of gold and exchanges kind words to everyone she crosses paths with, she’s always there for everyone around her even when her own world is falling apart. She’s impacted so many people around her in the best way possible. She is a living legend. A noble woman with nothing but goodness in her bestowed by Allah (SWT). Many people try to tear her down but she always rises above and gets better and better. This Queen deserves the world. All she needs is her King. 🖤
“Damn sometimes I wonder if Munira’s even real, look at her! “

“Yeah, she’s literally unreal. I love her 😍 “
Munira by Yahilwahayati November 8, 2019
Most admirable and exquisite girl you’ll ever meet.Trust me when I say...she’s worth living for.Her smile is BEAUTIFUL and she would make the perfect girlfriend!
Person1:Who are you in lov3 with?
Person2:I’m in love with Musfira
Musfira by TheFreshTeddy December 23, 2019

Musical Theatre Kid 

Noun: a person who loves musical theatre to the point of obsession over musicals and showtunes.
Musical theatre kids will likely stream and download showtunes more often than 'regular music' or songs by popular artists. They will often make musical references in everyday conversations, whether or not the person they are talking to recognizes it. They spent a good amount of time memorizing showtunes from their favorite musicals, and nothing will stop them from singing along once they do so. One must be careful when approaching a musical theatre kid, for even the most offhand comment can spark an immediate reaction that will usually comprise of a full performance of the show referenced. Many musical theatre kids find themselves constantly discovering new musicals, resulting in the pain they feel when being forced to choose their favorite. Common traits musical theatre kids share are creativity, determination, and freedom of expression.
Person: (meaning to ask: how does a player with so little experience in soccer manage to score a perfect goal?) How does a-
Musical theatre kid: BASTARD, ORPHAN (proceeds to sing entire Hamilton soundtrack)
Person: Why must you always interrupt me like that?
Musical theatre kid: (singing) SORRY-NOT-SORRY...
Another musical theatre kid: 'BOUT WHAT I SAID...
Person: This is going to take a while (walks away)

Elongated Muskrat 

Elon Musks real name
did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro
Elongated Muskrat by anargflarg February 24, 2018