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mushtaque 

Which pet shop did ya get ya mushtaque from mate?
mushtaque by Bom tell July 2, 2017
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Mushtaque 

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Mushtaque by Mushai7757 November 24, 2021
A very sassy but humble person, the bestest of friend u can ask for will do anything for you within a heartbeat but can also be a total nutcase! Also has a bit of mouth on her, wouldn’t want to be on her bad side.
Me: Come over but don’t be long

Mushtaq: Omw! but 15 hours later..
Mushtaq by josh191 December 10, 2018

Muskaqueer

The dankest gayest weirdest friend group in the world being a muskaqueer is the gayest thing about you you little fruit roll up
holy fuck its the muskaqueers omfg the gay is blinding me
Muskaqueer by BOOST3D January 6, 2022

mustaqeem 

The most awesome, handsome , rich man in the world
Everyone can be mustaqeem
mustaqeem by Q=mL January 2, 2017
Mushtaq a very handsome boy who is lanky yet beautiful.He is a rare species that hangs outwith arabs and somalians with 55heads
i want to be like mushtaq
mushtaq by Abdikarim June 18, 2019
n. "teree maa kaa thokoo" "the guy who fucks your mom"

A legendary figure, who's the subject of a recurring joke. The objective of this joke is to make someone ask "who's mushtaq". But they must already know about this joke from previous experience, and are tricked into asking it all the same. Then you hit them with the above given statement.

This is ideally done in a group setting.
Guy # 1 : Dude I had so much fun yest, we went to Bar Ibiza, then I hung out with a lot of cool people: Anna (a known friend) (other guy nods..)...Steve.. (guy nods some more).. Mushtaq

Guy # 2: Wait, who's Mushtaq

... long pause, which makes Guy # 2 realize he's fucked up. and then he gets hit with it:

"the guy who fucks your mom"
Mushtaq by teree maa kaa thokoo November 4, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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