Muskaqueer

The dankest gayest weirdest friend group in the world being a muskaqueer is the gayest thing about you you little fruit roll up

holy fuck its the muskaqueers omfg the gay is blinding me

by BOOST3D January 6, 2022

muskaqueer

Another word for bestie.
Kindof like muskateer.

Brittany and Kendra are muskaqueers minus an Anna.

by keni k October 21, 2007

Muskequeer

n. - a person/member that takes part in a strong bromance involving a group of bros (usually three).

Rob-"I love you guys!"
Kevin- "I know I love you bros!"
Shane- "We're like the three muskequeers!"

by robshanekev<3 January 12, 2011

muskateering

taking a poop with a group

Me and the boys headed off to go muskateering.

by Dilan Martin May 24, 2004

Muskequeer

A person within a group of 3 other cool queer people.

Sarah: I'm totes queer.

Roxanne: Same bro.

Austin: I'm queer af. We're like the 3 muskequeers!

by Muskequeer September 8, 2016

muskateering

In some parts of the world, it means taking a group poop... However, in cooler places, it means going out as a group of 3 or 4 males and attracting several females (hopefully 2 to 3 times the number of men) and slaying them with "swords" over the course of a weekend - while only answering to the names Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. There is also a point system for what you do with the females, and the winner is the strongest muskateer for that specific period of time.

Come on fellow boys, let us all go muskateering this weekend - all for one and one for all!

by Porthos The Duke of Slay March 18, 2011

Three muskateers

When a Woman has sex Oraly,Analy,And Vaginaly at the same time(keep in mind this requires three men). This is a bad idea because it May cause suffocation and or Vaginal,Oral or Anal bleeding.But if you enjoy killing Hookers good luck.

Steve: Hey guys gues what!
Jack&Dilon: WHAT!
Steve: I found this Crazy Chick who will let us do three Muskateers on her for only 20$
Dilon: Damn son that motherfucker is Crazy

by Chanse G055 March 26, 2010