Mudhonky is a term used to describe douche bag hicks who drive big trucks covered in camo and bathed in mud. Trucks with such high lift kits its obviously compensating for whats missing below their big rodeo belts. A mudhonky can be spotted cruising down dirt roads or at the local slough drinking pilsner (piss warm to perfection). Easily identifiable in a pair of oakleys and matching plaid shirts, mudhonkys also have zero regard for others... especially when parking. If you or your loved ones shall ever encounter a mudhonky, proceed with caution and look out for chew spit.
Man 1: who the fuck takes up 3 parkingspots?
Man 2: must be a damn mudhonky..
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.