Mudhonky is a term used to describe douche bag hicks who drive big trucks covered in camo and bathed in mud. Trucks with such high lift kits its obviously compensating for whats missing below their big rodeo belts. A mudhonky can be spotted cruising down dirt roads or at the local slough drinking pilsner (piss warm to perfection). Easily identifiable in a pair of oakleys and matching plaid shirts, mudhonkys also have zero regard for others... especially when parking. If you or your loved ones shall ever encounter a mudhonky, proceed with caution and look out for chew spit.

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