mudhonky 

Mudhonky is a term used to describe douche bag hicks who drive big trucks covered in camo and bathed in mud. Trucks with such high lift kits its obviously compensating for whats missing below their big rodeo belts. A mudhonky can be spotted cruising down dirt roads or at the local slough drinking pilsner (piss warm to perfection). Easily identifiable in a pair of oakleys and matching plaid shirts, mudhonkys also have zero regard for others... especially when parking. If you or your loved ones shall ever encounter a mudhonky, proceed with caution and look out for chew spit.

Man 1: who the fuck takes up 3 parking spots?
Man 2: must be a damn mudhonky..

mudhonky by Shottyparker April 3, 2015

mudhoney 

a badass group with one hell of a song called into yer shtik & of course it's talking about courtney love in the first part. you just gotta listen to it.

You're so tormented
Demented
Indebted
To all the assholes just like you
Who've come and gone before you
Predictable
Just plain dull
Why don't you
Blow your brains out, too?
You're so into yer shtik
You're so hounded
Ungrounded
Surrounded
By scum sucking leeches
Who will shovel your shit
Sweep your dessert
Both before and after it
Feed your ego
They never tell you no
All of you
Make me sick
You're so into yer shtik
And they're all into your shtik
Well, Mitchell's got a new girl
She's nineteen
Hollywood model
Star of the screen
She's up here
To support the scene
It's all part
Of his rock and roll fantasy
Stan was at the bar
With bandaged hands
They tried to dry him out
And he got mad
Cut his fist
Punching hospital glass
Made his myth
Now he's trapped
Susie's just a girl
Who's doing her job
That came to New York
And wanted a car
Working with the management
To the stars
Kissing ass
Is a part of her job
It's part of her job
Yeah, it's part of her job
Oh she loves her job
What the hell?
She does it so well
I'm not perfect
I've lived a life of mistakes
I'm not perfect
There's one thing I can't take
You are into yer shtik
You're so into yer shtik
And they're so into yer shtik
Fuck you, you make me sick

mudhoney by mary j. August 27, 2004

Mudhoney 

A significant other of hillbilly or white trash extraction. Derived from the Russ Meyer film "Mudhoney" (USA -1965)

Erika's new mudhoney is kind of cute, if you can get beyond the lack of teeth and the odor.

Mudhoney by kidjones December 15, 2004

mudhoney 

The mixture of sperm and shit and sweat that runs out of a man's anus when he's just been fucked by another man.

His skin wears a nauseating mixture of flakes of drying spunk and slimy wetness, the sickening smell of mudhoney.

mudhoney by Dwintersni April 6, 2007

mudhoney 

The goop you stir up in a persons rectum when you ass fuck them. It consists of semen, crap and ass mucos

Oh baby your ass is so tight, I am gonna pound that dirtbox till the mudhoney flowes

mudhoney by Uberhottrolk July 25, 2004

Mudhoney 

A viscous substance that is a mixture of poo and semen.

Hey sweetie, be careful there is mudhoney drippingout of your ass and I don't want my carpet stained.

Mudhoney by Private Plug of the Homestarmy January 7, 2004

Mudhoney 

While shitting, you fist yourself and masturbate with your shit covered hands while listening to grunge band Mudhoney

Omg he actually did the mudhoney, that's gross

Mudhoney by Jahsama bin laden October 3, 2019