Moshonka

Noun

(1): A Swedish man of legend with giant testicles and two hearts.

(2): A really big testicle

(3): A pair of Moshonkas

Look at the size of that bloke's moshonkas!

by Barry Ahmed July 16, 2011

MoShankar-ing

To play all possible sides, without ever allying with anyone. A flawed strategy, built on the even more flawed idea that being indecisive and entirely friendless somehow puts you at an advantage. Functionally synonymous to being untrustworthy, being a "snake," or being universally disliked/excluded.

Man: I don't really want to take sides, they're both my friends

Woman: Dude, one of them is clearly wrong. Quit MoShankar-ing around.

by Apollo strangeburdens September 19, 2025