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Ball Less Mush Haver 

These are people that for some reason did something to deserve themselves getting strapped to a chair with no bottom and getting the shit beat out of thier balls until they are reduced to worthless mush. Much like what happened to James Bond in Casino Royale, except these people are nothing like James Bond, because instead of taking it like a man like Bond did, these people cry and bitch and moan like whiny little bitches.
Nick 1 "Dude did you hear what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"

mushballface 

n. a person who is sometimes overly sentimental in the provision of affection and endearment towards their partner.

They may not always be that way, nor is it necessarily a bad thing (although it is unbearable to others if witnessed).
Philemon: You're just the tastiest, butteriest, nommiest biscuit in the whole wide world, aren't you?

Baucis: No, *you're* the tastiest, butteriest, nommiest biscuit in the whole wide world.

Philemon: Oh, we're such mushballfaces. /butterflykiss

Hermes: d'omg, you two are insufferable.
mushballface by a. fort December 18, 2011
To fight. To start a fight.
This happened. Some guy was yellin mushballs at me and my best friend during a roadrage incident.
Section five played mushball at their section reunion.
mushball by 3L February 11, 2008