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Muscle Mommy 

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does
Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy
Muscle Mommy by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024

Muscle mommy 

At woman with mean muscle, often confused with and woman with muscle but has to be a mommy with muscle. Also rhea ripley
“Dudes she fucking jacked, and hot, that’s a muscle mommy”

Certified Muscle Mommy 

A certified muscle mommy is a bad bitch and elite class of females who can deadlift and / or squat a minimum of 225LBS, and are visibly fit + muscular.
“Bro, did you see her pull 225 for reps? That’s a certified muscle mommy”
Certified Muscle Mommy by paleempress February 24, 2023

Mommy Muscle

Top tier, Grade demadome gorilla wrench grip cooch.
When you slide into some Top Tier, Mommy muscle and your trying not to bust quick.
Mommy Muscle by Dirtbagbradd March 30, 2023

Muscle Mummy 

A jacked and juicy woman
If she can crush your skull with her things she is a muscle mummy

Muscle Momma 

A man who has more muscle than his friends, also known as a Gavin.
Hey Gavin, or should I say Muscle Momma
Muscle Momma by sl;kdfja December 4, 2018
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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