Murray's Law

Murray's Law states that everybody is happier when they are receiving sex on a somewhat regular basis. Food tastes better, work is easier, etc. when people are getting sex on at least a somewhat regular basis. Murray's Law can apply to people in relationships or people not in relationships.

Joe: Why has John been so happy lately?

Dave: He's been getting some every night this week. Murray's Law, dude.

by jimmyjohn18 April 23, 2011

Murray's Mom (on a bun)

A delicious submarine, torpedo, hero, or hoagie sandwich comprised of
1. A white bread bun
2. Crispy chicken fingers
3. Barbeque sauce
4. Provolone cheese
5. Mayonnaise

ima hop down to that sub shack and grab a murray's mom (on a bun)

by Chris Donis November 15, 2007

Bill Murray Story

Bill Murray is an acclamed comedic actor staring in many hit films including Ghostbusters, Groundhogs Day, and Caddyshack.

A Bill Murray story is when you create an outlandish (yet plausable) story that involves you witnessing Bill Murray doing something totally unusual; often followed by him walking up you and whispering, "No one will ever believe you" and walking away.

A Bill Murray Story-

My freshman year of college, I was hanging out with some friends playing Halo 2 in my dorm. Sure enough, I hear a strange meowing sound coming from outside my window. As I open the curtains and look out, there was Bill Murray, clinging to a branch about 10 feet in the air, meowing at a kitten stuck a little higher up the tree. He turned around and looked at me, and mouthed 'No one will ever believe you' before climbing out of sight.

by Dyyne February 25, 2009

Murray Shirt

The shirts most commmonly sported by one Joseph Murray. These shirts commonly entail a series of mismatched colours or the infamous 'london stripe' involving the colours orange brown and blue...the last time one was revealed in public 10 people died, 4 went blind, and there were various other minor injuries! The originator is also infamous for his appearence on CNN shouting about the infidels...

Hey is that a murray shirt?

by theshirtpolice January 27, 2007

Murray Stiff

When someone gives a tip for something well under what they should be giving.

"The waiter spit in my food, so I gave him the ol' Murray Stiff

by LooneyRooney October 4, 2016

A Murray State

A murray state is a possesed state one finds themselve in after a heavy night of drinking and a lack of sleep. You wake up and find murray has possesed you, side effects include extremely old croaky voice, constant coughing and snorting and weakening of the limbs, just like an old man.

Murray is an evil old man, who attacks you when you are weak, i.e. after a heavy night of drinking and lack of sleep. He possess's you in your sleep and leaves you in constant pain in the morning. But after a cheeky bacon sarnie the murray state subsides.

Currently the only victim of 'A Murray' is Jamie Harrison-Payne but it is belived the ghost of old man murray is breeding and spreading accross the country, high jacking other innocent indivduals.

Frankaski: "Morning dude"
Jammerz: "M-o-r-n-i-n-g, gahhh *snort* *cough* where's my walking stick"
Frankaski: "You've been possesed by murray, your in A Murray State my friend, you too much alcohol last night"
Jammerz: "Mmm Murray-licious"

by Jammerz1193 December 9, 2010

Kelly and Murray Syndrome

Kelly and Murray Syndrome or Coversiphobia is the fear of shoeboxes.

“Gary there’s a small issue, i have Kelly and Murray Syndrome”

by AnalFeltcher101 June 16, 2021