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Murphiest

This test is the murphiest.
by Clan Chowder November 19, 2016
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murphied

This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...

The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.
Dude, i got murphied.
by Mahday March 24, 2008
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The Murphie phamilie

The Murphie Phamilie once was your typical household, this however was before coal burn. After coal burn or AC as they like to call it. They became the most Manky, incest ridden family this side the of scotland .
boy 1 : Your uncle is your Brother

Your sister is your mother

You all shag one another

The murphie phamilie

murphie 1 : That's just no true

Murphies 2 through 12 : yeah
by ronocthedefiler June 23, 2015
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Murphtastic

Being Murphtastic is incomparable.

It is the highest form of greatness there can ever be.
That is so Murphtastic.
by yoyoyoasdfghjkl May 21, 2009
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Murphster

Someone who is tricked into drinking urine
"HAHA we got Alex to pull a Murphster. He threw up all over the place"

"It wasnt a Murphster, she drank it on purpose"

"Ur fucking sick you tricked him into doing a Murphster"

"YOU SICK FUCK! YOU MADE ME A MURPHSTER!!!"
by AUSTIN HALE June 27, 2008
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Murphins

Verb
mur-fhins
1. An exclamation of excitement directed as if to a single person you are exclaiming at, but in truth addressing an entire crowd of people or a large occurrence, a span of time, or any other large subject variable not identified by a single face.

Noun
2. plural for slang for the phrase "delicious and moist muffins"
1. after escaping a huge bear, charlie was rushed by a hundred balloons as he opened the front door to the cabin and exclaimed "MURPHINS!" at nothing in particular.
by Mr. Murphins September 27, 2012
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murphites

Slang for the faggots who went to Murphy JHS. A common term used by Gelinas faggots.
Damn you murphites!
by A Stony Brooklyner January 5, 2012
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