Murphins

Verb
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1. An exclamation of excitement directed as if to a single person you are exclaiming at, but in truth addressing an entire crowd of people or a large occurrence, a span of time, or any other large subject variable not identified by a single face.

Noun
2. plural for slang for the phrase "delicious and moist muffins"

1. after escaping a huge bear, charlie was rushed by a hundred balloons as he opened the front door to the cabin and exclaimed "MURPHINS!" at nothing in particular.

Murphins by Mr. Murphins September 27, 2012

murphins

a fucking king 🐐👑

do you see that crown on murphins head?

murphins by browardcountygoats August 27, 2017

Murphin' Out Like A Bandit 

1.Getting gratuitous refills from the soda dispenser at resturants.

"The fries were so salty, I was Murphin' out like a Bandit!"

Murphin' Out Like A Bandit by Andrew Blanda March 22, 2005

murph, murphed, murphing 

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive

We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

murph, murphed, murphing by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003

Murphing Syndrom 

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

Murphing Syndrom by kunit7 March 19, 2011

Murphiest 

The worst timing possible.

This test is the murphiest.

Murphiest by Clan Chowder November 19, 2016

Murphism 

The belief in Murph, its definition, power, and surrounding elements and branches.

Guy 1- Are you a Christian or a protestant

Guy 2- Neither, I believe in Murphism

Murphism by Murphanian February 6, 2019