Murphinator is a person who although lives in the present time, lives very much in the past and on past glories. Often found at weekends in Dixons licking the shop window and reading up on thousands and thousands of boring useless electronic facts.
To murphinate... To go to a drinking establishment and pull a women once in the 30 years on the planet and then to claim " I have a good record there "
by Anon February 25, 2004
Verb
mur-fhins
1. An exclamation of excitement directed as if to a single person you are exclaiming at, but in truth addressing an entire crowd of people or a large occurrence, a span of time, or any other large subject variable not identified by a single face.
Noun
2. plural for slang for the phrase "delicious and moist muffins"
mur-fhins
1. An exclamation of excitement directed as if to a single person you are exclaiming at, but in truth addressing an entire crowd of people or a large occurrence, a span of time, or any other large subject variable not identified by a single face.
Noun
2. plural for slang for the phrase "delicious and moist muffins"
1. after escaping a huge bear, charlie was rushed by a hundred balloons as he opened the front door to the cabin and exclaimed "MURPHINS!" at nothing in particular.
by Mr. Murphins September 27, 2012
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