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Mungo the Mango

Mungo 'the Mango' the 3rd of the British Empire is also known as the lame assistant sheriff and game warden commander
"Look at Mungo the Mango, hes such a Rat!"
by TheReal4206969 February 24, 2021
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eating the mango

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.
Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.
by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009
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Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".
"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."
by J. Gam October 16, 2008
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Fanging the mango

I walked in and there she was, just laying on her bed fanging the mango
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The Mango Man

A man who has obtained status of having a lot of Mangoes. It is believed that most of the time it’s just a rat who disguises themselves as a human with Mangoes.
Hey, there’s a rat over there. Do you think it’s The Mango Man?
by Latios736 November 24, 2020
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Flanking the mango

A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.
I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.
by kables June 9, 2005
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licking the mango

ben:hey dude did you hear jon was licking the mango ,last night?
Harry: no dude i didnt know that
by big ben151515 May 16, 2011
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