Mungo the Mango

Mungo 'the Mango' the 3rd of the British Empire is also known as the lame assistant sheriff and game warden commander

"Look at Mungo the Mango, hes such a Rat!"

Mungo the Mango by TheReal4206969 February 24, 2021

eating the mango 

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.

Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.

eating the mango by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009

Climbing the Mango tree 

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

Climbing the Mango tree by J. Gam October 16, 2008

Fanging the mango 

Female masturbation

I walked in and there she was, just laying on her bed fanging the mango

Fanging the mango by B-raddy ad ad December 2, 2015

The Mango Man

A man who has obtained status of having a lot of Mangoes. It is believed that most of the time it’s just a rat who disguises themselves as a human with Mangoes.

Hey, there’s a rat over there. Do you think it’s The Mango Man?

The Mango Man by Latios736 November 24, 2020

Flanking the mango 

A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.

I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.

Flanking the mango by kables June 9, 2005

licking the mango 

eating a girl out

ben:hey dude did you hear jon was licking the mango ,last night?
Harry: no dude i didnt know that

licking the mango by big ben151515 May 16, 2011