eating the mango

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.

Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.

by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009

Eat a Mango

Smoke a blunt, do edibles

I ate a real juicy mango last night
Me and Kyle are gonna eat a mango later

by BigSmokeSmallToke January 25, 2020

the duck is eating a mango

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

Eating mango

A safe for work term used by women to describe being eaten out!

Hey Mary you sure look happy today!

*Mary* yea I had a real nice night last night! My man really enjoyed eating mango last night! He really killed it!

by Hom2436 January 23, 2018

I'll eat your mangoes

Quite literally that they will eat your mangoes

Mess with me and I'll eat your mangoes

by clear misogyny April 30, 2020