Mundy's Syndrome
Psychological condition involving the paranoia of being within the sights of a sniper. It gets its name from the infamous sniper Mick Mundy. Common environments that may invoke symptoms of Mundy's Syndrome include wide open spaces, outside fortresses, or in the Australian outback. Likely causes of Mundy's syndrome include getting shot at by a sniper, having your teammate's head blown off, or visiting Teufort, New Mexico. Current treatments involve methods of exposure therapy, mainly involving having the symptomatic individual learn and become familiar with the themes, methodology, and ideals of snipers. These include professionalism, politeness, efficiency, and homicidal planning. If required further therapy includes having the patient temporarily adapt lifestyle changes similar to snipers. These include driving a camper van, a complicated relationship with the individual's parents, and urinating in a jar.
Jeremy hasn't gone outside since he survived that shot from the enemy sniper, he's been suffering from Mundy's syndrome.
Mundy's Syndrome by cookies97 July 27, 2026
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