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molasses mustache
molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015
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mustache cash stash by Louiloui September 17, 2013
Mustache Fairy
The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.
Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
Mustache Fairy by iBetty February 4, 2012
agui mustache
A mustache on the upper lip of a teen who hasn't hit puberty yet and resembles pubic hair on the upper lip
agui mustache by 1sexysonofabitch May 17, 2014
urinal mustache
When the mens room at your office building has not been cleaned for an amount of time that allows the rim of the urinal to collect pubic hair. The collection then appears like a mustache on the rim.
urinal mustache by halpleh November 1, 2008
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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