Mumjob 

When you're vigorously stroking one out, you're mother walks in and you look her straight in the eye and finish off like a boss.

I was jerking off to Embarrassing Bodies last night and it turned into a total mumjob.

Mumjob by CaptainLoaf May 8, 2016

momjob 

To receive oral sex from one's mother

What, you guys didn't get momjobs when you were frustrated 19 year olds? I mean it's not like she swallowed.

momjob by Captain Spock February 19, 2009

sloppy momjobs 

Unbelievably full, jiggly pendulous breasts that some women get from childbirth.

Man, I was never really attracted to Maya Rudolph. But ever since she got knocked up, her sloppy momjobs are giving me a boner.

sloppy momjobs by momjobber October 18, 2010

mudjob 

Like a handjob but your girl has been working in the garden and her hands are all muddy.

I got the best mudjob after she planted her seeds in the garden!

mudjob by Dave21256 April 16, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019