Mumjob

When you're vigorously stroking one out, you're mother walks in and you look her straight in the eye and finish off like a boss.

I was jerking off to Embarrassing Bodies last night and it turned into a total mumjob.

by CaptainLoaf May 8, 2016

momjob

To receive oral sex from one's mother

What, you guys didn't get momjobs when you were frustrated 19 year olds? I mean it's not like she swallowed.

by Captain Spock February 19, 2009

sloppy momjobs

Unbelievably full, jiggly pendulous breasts that some women get from childbirth.

Man, I was never really attracted to Maya Rudolph. But ever since she got knocked up, her sloppy momjobs are giving me a boner.

by momjobber October 18, 2010

mudjob

Like a handjob but your girl has been working in the garden and her hands are all muddy.

I got the best mudjob after she planted her seeds in the garden!

by Dave21256 April 16, 2023