CaptainLoaf's definitions

Mumjob

When you're vigorously stroking one out, you're mother walks in and you look her straight in the eye and finish off like a boss.

I was jerking off to Embarrassing Bodies last night and it turned into a total mumjob.

by CaptainLoaf May 8, 2016

Dumpulate

When you have a huge anus stretching dump that feels so good it makes you ejaculate.

Sorry I took so long, I dumpulated everywhere!

by CaptainLoaf July 27, 2016