Definitions by CaptainLoaf

Dumpulate

When you have a huge anus stretching dump that feels so good it makes you ejaculate.

Sorry I took so long, I dumpulated everywhere!

Dumpulate by CaptainLoaf July 27, 2016

Mumjob 

When you're vigorously stroking one out, you're mother walks in and you look her straight in the eye and finish off like a boss.

I was jerking off to Embarrassing Bodies last night and it turned into a total mumjob.

Mumjob by CaptainLoaf May 8, 2016