A known communist who can be heared muttering commie propaganda under his breath.
Gardener,
Gardener,
Gardener,
Gardener,
Gardener,
Gardenergaming,
Gardenergaming,
Gardenergaming,
Comedygaming,
Comedygaming,
Gardener.

Person 1: hey Maligaming
Person 2: hey hey hey gardener
Person 1 and 2: Gardener, Gardener, Gardener, Gardener, Gardener, Gardener, Gardener
Maligaming: shut the f*ck up and what?
Person 1: Nothing.
*Angry gardener noises

Maligaming by Bob Smithn't April 7, 2021

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Multilaxing

doing multiple relaxing things at once.

Brian was multilaxing in his bathtub drinking a beer and torrenting real time.

Multilaxing by Eskimorris March 31, 2011

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Multigabbing

Similar to multitasking but usually done by retail cashiers; While ringing up your items,the ability to also carry on a conversation with multiple people all while usually ignoring the customer.

"Hey are you going on break?" "What's my schedule for next week?" "Me and so-and-so were doing something just so stupid earlier" Multigabbing.

Multigabbing by JoeNJ2 April 8, 2011

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multitaking

When a girl takes it in more than one hole at one time.

roommate :"dude, what was w/ that girl's screaming last night?! i couldnt sleep!"
guy: "Yeah sorry, she's not used to multitaking; she wasnt quite ready
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "That bitch is such a slut!"
Guy 2: "I KNOW! I bet she multitakes EVERY day!"

multitaking by makemeasandwichnow May 21, 2010

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multieating

eating multiple thighs at once usually in one sitting

mmm wowee look at those things i better start multieating

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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