mulched

The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.

Dude I was mulched last night

by MgKiwi July 26, 2010

mulched

extremely intoxicated

I got mulched and pissed on 35w this weekend.

by Ustwest November 4, 2003

mulch

Female ejaculation on a males private parts.

Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.

Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.

When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.

After she got out of class she stayed for some extra credit, she helped me lay down the mulch and man did it smell strong!

by Bama mama October 19, 2007

Mulching

The act of chewing Tobacco from one's anus.

Last night Billy and I were mulching at the golf course. Unfortunately we were kicked out for not having pants on.

by David "D-Na$ty" Locher June 13, 2019

mulching

Mulch - wood that is not hard. Made of the same material, but not hard.

Jenna was looking very nice today...I was mulching.

by Mike Studebaker February 16, 2007

Mulched

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!

by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013

mulch chucker

A racial slur for Hispanics because of the common occupation of landscaping. But also sometimes used to make fun of a landscaper the same way grease monkey is used to make fun of mechanics.

Asshole:"Speak English you fucking mulch chuckers"
Landscaper: "Actually I'm bi-lingual asshole and nobody was talking to you so what the fuck do you care? Now get the fuck out of here before I rip you four extra assholes with my pitch fork!"

by Irving Fryer July 9, 2010