mulch fairy

A fairy that comes in the middle of the night and spreads mulch on your flowerbeds so you don't have to.

The mulch fairy came last night and made my yard look awesome!

by BrookieF August 3, 2010

mulch pile

when a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass good and the shit dries on it

Man I was gonna lick her ring but she had a mulch pile.

by perversed1 March 17, 2005

I accidentally walked in on Cassandra while munching the mulch of her boyfriend.

by Mulch muncher May 27, 2023

A hit taken from a water pipe (bong) that is roughly half tobacco and half marijuana bud. Also known as Spliff Rips, Mullies, Mixers, and Zorb.

"I just took the largest mulch rip, feel totally zorbed out"

by Jon the Blaptist March 22, 2010

The stuff a dude leaves on chick when done hittin it.

I left a load of bone mulch on Lesli's back last night.

by MU46 October 19, 2004

A sexual act where one licks the butthole of another.

Munching on mulch is Victor’s favorite thing to do after his girlfriend takes a shit.

by Mulch muncher May 31, 2023

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.

I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.

by DB0380 April 20, 2023