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ho-muffin
My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"
ho-muffin by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005
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ho muffin
A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!
ho muffin by peachpie88 September 10, 2011
Kansas muffin hooper
Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!
Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.
Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.
Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.
Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.
Kansas muffin hooper by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009
Muffin Hoe
This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.
Muffin Hoe by thatbitchstolemycookies! October 7, 2009
muffin hour
muffin hour by scrunnchy August 5, 2015
muffin hopping
when a morbedly obesed woman or man wears too tight of clothes and her or his lower back fat buldges out of there pants.
muffin hopping by michele derek February 23, 2008
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