Muffin-Ho 

Someone who lost their's computer

He is muffin-hoed

Muffin-Ho by yamatroll December 5, 2019

ho-muffin

A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.

My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"

ho-muffin by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005

ho muffin 

A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!

See that girl over there? She is such a ho muffin! She's broken up so many homes it's not funny!

ho muffin by peachpie88 September 10, 2011

Kansas muffin hooper 

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

Kansas muffin hooper by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009

Muffin Hoe 

This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.

me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!

Muffin Hoe by thatbitchstolemycookies! October 7, 2009

muffin hour 

When it's so late and you're so tired that everything is funny.

We can only watch bad movies during muffin hour.

muffin hour by scrunnchy August 5, 2015

muffin hopping 

when a morbedly obesed woman or man wears too tight of clothes and her or his lower back fat buldges out of there pants.

damn that girl is big as hell, Her back be muffin hopping.

muffin hopping by michele derek February 23, 2008