ho-muffin

A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.
My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"
by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005
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ho muffin

A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!
See that girl over there? She is such a ho muffin! She's broken up so many homes it's not funny!
by peachpie88 September 09, 2011
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Muffin-Ho

Someone who lost their's computer
He is muffin-hoed
by yamatroll December 06, 2019
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