peachpie88's definitions
A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!
by peachpie88 September 10, 2011
Get the ho muffinmug. When you since something strange has happened to your lights or appliances. You feel that they are talking to you, watching you, and that they may hurt you. Sometimes, you can almost see little tiny bristle-like or glazing brush structures sticking out of them. If anyone feels this way, stay off the drugs. Or, don't watch anymore scary movies!
I can't go back into my house since I think my appliances did that brushlight thing. I don't know if me being high on e had anything to do with it.
by peachpie88 August 31, 2011
Get the brushlightmug. A pet name you call a person or animal. When you use this pet name, the person or animal you're speaking to is cute and sweet.
by peachpie88 September 22, 2011
Get the muffin ballmug. To sneak up to someone in the dark and beat them with a clock, light, fan, or broken shower head. You can also drop these objects on your victem while they are asleep. Feel free to squirt water on them and/or turn on their lights to better surprise them if they've really made you mad. Often screaming the word "dairdair" gives a more creeped out effect.
If you don't stop prank-calling me at 3:00 in the morning, I'm gonna freakin' dairdair you, and you won't like it!
by peachpie88 August 18, 2011
Get the dairdairmug. A marijuana cookie that gets you jumpy instead of calming you down. Sometimes adding enough sugar and chocolate can add a little kick to your high.
by peachpie88 August 18, 2011
Get the electric cookiemug. When you spray your nipples with chocolate sauce and/or whipped cream, and your guy cums on top of the sticky mixture, then licks it off. This is best to do when you are giving him a blow job.
by peachpie88 August 31, 2011
Get the liquid cookiemug. 1. A woman who must use lube for every type of sex, even oral sex. She's afraid because she can't produce her own.
2. A man who enjoys lubing his woman up, then licking it all off, (he does this repeatedly).
3. A person who enjoys the taste and smell of flavored lube, (they both lick it off each other).
2. A man who enjoys lubing his woman up, then licking it all off, (he does this repeatedly).
3. A person who enjoys the taste and smell of flavored lube, (they both lick it off each other).
by peachpie88 September 10, 2011
Get the lube addictmug.